54 Crazy Thoughts A Girl Has When A Guy Isn’t Texting Her Back

We, as girls, have all had some crazy thoughts to why her man is not texting them back.  Don’t deny it, it happens to the best of us.

1. He’s definitely ignoring me on purpose.
2. Who is he f*cking?!
3. Maybe he didn’t get my message?4. Maybe he lost his phone?
5. Nope, he just like a picture on Instagram – he definitely has his phone.
6. Is it because I’m ugly?
7. I’m better looking than he is, WTF!
8. Maybe he’s playing hard to get?
9. Maybe I should?
10. Nah, where’s the fun in that?
11. What about a Snapchat to get his attention?
12. Why are his three best friends on Snapchat girls?!
13. He’s definitely seeing other people.
14. I wonder which one of these girls he’s slept with.
15. Maybe he’s taking a nap?
16. Should I take a nap?
17. Maybe if I do then I will wake up to a response.
18. Did I come on too strong?
19. …Or not strong enough?
20. He hates me.
21. Why does this always happen?
22. Most people have their phones in their hands 24/7.
23. I know he saw it.
24. It’s 2014 – my message clearly got delivered, it even says it!!!
25. Am I too intimidating?
26. Again – who else is he sleeping with?!
27. Maybe he’s in the shower?
28. Who takes this long to shower?
29. I guess I do… but I’m a girl!
30. Maybe he’s jerking off?
31. But I could be doing that for him.
32. I wonder if he’s thinking of me naked.
33. Doubt it, then he’d definitely be responding.
34. Assh*le!
35. Maybe he’s on the phone?
36. What bitch is he calling?
37. Probably that girl who just wrote on his Facebook.
38. She’s not even that pretty.
39. OK, fine, she’s actually really hot.
40. He could be at the gym.
41. Sh*t, should I go to the gym?
42. Why couldn’t we just work each other out? It’s so much more fun…
43. Who exercises when it’s 28 degrees outside?!
44. Maybe he’s just doing work?
45. Should I call him?
46. Maybe I should do a casual walk-by-his-place-to-see-if-he’s-home?
47. Damn it, it’s raining; screw that.
48. Wow, I sound crazy.
49. Oh well, it happens to the best of us, doesn’t it?
50. WTF is going on?
51. I thought we had a great time the other night?
52. I guess I was the only one who thought so?
53. Whatever, he lost his chance; I’m over it.
54. OMG!! HE JUST RESPONDED!!!

Yes, ladies we all have this thought process.  We can’t deny it for one second.  We’re human though so it is natural.

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Strawberry Lemonade Moonshine

Strawberry

Yields: 6 quarts plus a half pint (if you use 5 cups of Everclear)

Ingredients:
4 cup Fresh Lemon Juice
12 cup Water
4 cups Sugar
1 liter Strawberry Puree
1 Daiquiri/Margarita mix for the Strawberry Puree
5 cup Everclear

Directions:
1. Low heat mix water and sugar till dissolved
2. Cool to room temp
3. Add lemon juice and strawberry puree
4. Add Everclear
5. Stir well
6. Strain out the pulp
7. Jar it, and let it sit in the fridge for a couple of weeks (the longer it sits, the better it becomes).

You can use 3-5 cups of Everclear, up to you and how much alcohol content you want.

Holiday Sangria

Holiday_SangriaIngredients:
1 bottle White Wine
1 bottle Sparkling Cider
2 clementines (sliced)
1 Granny Smith apple (chopped)
1 Gala apple (chopped)
1-2 cup cranberries

Directions:
1. Combine Wine and Cider in pitcher
2. Add chopped apples and clementines
3. Add cranberries
4. Stir well
5. Chill until serving

This delicious recipe is perfect for your holiday party and your friends will rave over this yummy adult drink.  Enjoy this yummy drink! Be sure to comment on how well this went with your guest.  I think that I am going to try this out on my friends at the hunt camp but don’t think that I can compete with the sangria that is already a huge hit up there.

xoxo, H(:

Pumpkin Gingerbread Trifle

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Ingredients:
  • 2 (14-ounce) packages gingerbread mix
  • 1 (5.1-ounce) box cook-and-serve vanilla pudding mix
  • 1 (30-ounce) can pumpkin pie filling
  • ½ cup packed brown sugar
  • ⅓ teaspoon ground cardamom or cinnamon
  • 1 (12-ounce) container frozen whipped topping
  • ½ cup gingersnaps, optional
Instructions:
  1. Bake the gingerbread according to the package directions; cool completely.
  2. Meanwhile, prepare the pudding and set aside to cool.
  3. Stir the pumpkin pie filling, sugar, and cardamom into the pudding.
  4. Crumble 1 batch of gingerbread into the bottom of a large, pretty bowl.
  5. Pour ½ of the pudding mixture over the gingerbread, then add a layer of whipped topping.
  6. Repeat with the remaining gingerbread, pudding, and whipped topping.
  7. Sprinkle of the top with crushed gingersnaps or gingerbread crumbs if desired.
  8. Refrigerate overnight.

20 Reasons your BFF is better than your BF!

  1. You get to share clothes.
  2. She’ll help you when you have a bad hair day, your bf probably won’t even notice.
  3. She’ll help you come up with the perfect text when you don’t know how to reply to his.
  4. She knows make-up, he won’t know the difference between your smokey eye or your all natural look (well hopefully, and if he knows the difference or the names then you should rethink this).
  5. He won’t dance around with you to bat shit crazy music while getting ready to go out like your best friend will.
  6. You don’t always have to look your best when you’re with your BFF.
  7. You don’t have to use manners while with your best friend.
  8. You don’t have to filter your mouth when you’re with your BFF.
  9. He won’t have lipgloss when you need it the most.
  10. You can’t try out new Pinterest make-up and hair ideas on him.
  11. You can’t tell your BF when you think your waiter is cute.
  12. He won’t tell you when you look like crap, but your best friend will.
  13. He probably won’t make a pic collage of your best and worst photos for your birthday and post it on Insta for everyone to see.
  14. He will never understand the power of the monogram.
  15. He will never want to go get his nails done with you.
  16. He will never understand how addicting Target really is for women, especially the dollar section.
  17. He won’t understand the obsession with Victoria Secret’s bathing suits.
  18. He won’t know which designer is which.
  19. Your BFF will never think twice about having a sappy love story movie date with you filled with ice cream, brownie trains, and coffee.
  20. Your BFF will always be there for you, even when your BF is not.

27 DIY Beauty Hacks Every Girl Should Know

Turn any eyeliner pencil into super-intense gel liner.

Turn any eyeliner pencil into super-intense gel liner.

2. Color your entire lid with white eyeliner to make eyeshadow colors POP.

Color your entire lid with white eyeliner to make eyeshadow colors POP.

3. Cover up dark circles by applying concealer in a triangle shape.

Cover up dark circles by applying concealer in a triangle shape.

This technique gives saggy eye bags a bigger lift.

4. To avoid getting lipstick on your teeth, stick your finger in your mouth and pull it out.

Your finger will get the excess product, not your teeth.

5. To get a much more professional eyeshadow look, use Mac paint pot in Soft Ochre underneath.

To get a much more professional eyeshadow look, use Mac paint pot in Soft Ochre underneath.

Brush a coat of it on OVER your eyeshadow primer, before you start applying color.

6. Learn how to set your lipstick so it LASTS.

Learn how to set your lipstick so it LASTS.

After you have applied your lipstick, hold a tissue over your lips and lightly dust translucent powder over the tissue.

7. Instead of shelling out for Lip Venom, add a drop of peppermint oil to your favorite lip gloss.

Instead of shelling out for Lip Venom, add a drop of peppermint oil to your favorite lip gloss.

8. Use baby powder to get DIY falsies.

Use baby powder to get DIY falsies.

Between applying each coat of mascara, dip a Q-tip in baby powder and run across your lashes, focusing on the tips. The second coat will attach to the powder for a longer, fuller look.

9. Apply your lipliner like this to get an even Cupid’s bow shape.

Apply your lipliner like this to get an even Cupid's bow shape.

10. Get rid of split ends by twisting locks of hair and snipping the ones you see sticking out.

Get rid of split ends by twisting locks of hair and snipping the ones you see sticking out.

11. Here’s an incredibly fast, polished topknot you can do in your car.

Here's an incredibly fast, polished topknot you can do in your car.

1. Gather your hair up into a high ponytail at the top of your crown. Secure with an elastic.
2. Divide the ponytail ends into two sections and use both hands to twist each section down to the ends.
3. Wrap each twist in opposite directions around the base of your elastic. Make sure each twist is wrapped around evenly.
4. Secure with bobby pins.

12. Save money by making your own shellac manicure.

Save money by making your own shellac manicure.

Get the lowdown from this blogger who swears by this method using three products you can find at any drugstore.

13. Follow this pattern for contouring.

Follow this pattern for contouring.

This image makes contouring seem way less daunting.

14. When going for a dramatic winged look, draw the outline of the shape, and then fill it in.

When going for a dramatic winged look, draw the outline of the shape, and then fill it in.

You’ll get a much more precise line.

15. Touch up a French manicure with a rubber band.

Touch up a French manicure with a rubber band.

16. Use a business card to pull your lid up so you can get the mascara right to the base of your lashes.

Use a business card to pull your lid up so you can get the mascara right to the base of your lashes.

Hold an old credit or business card above the upper lashes and wiggle the brush away back and forth at the roots.

17. Use a spoon to get the perfect wing shape for your eyeliner.

Use a spoon to get the perfect wing shape for your eyeliner.

18. Easiest nail art EVER.

Easiest nail art EVER.

Use Band-Aids to create little polka dots on your nails.

19. Forgo eyeshadow and instead, crosshatch gel liner onto lids and blend for long-lasting, budge-proof coverage.

Forgo eyeshadow and instead, crosshatch gel liner onto lids and blend for long-lasting, budge-proof coverage.

20. Check your makeup when you get into your car.

Check your makeup when you get into your car.

The different light source will expose any makeup mistakes you might have missed in your bathroom.

21. If you are doing a smokey look that involves a lot of blending, use one brush to apply and a clean one to blend.

If you are doing a smokey look that involves a lot of blending, use one brush to apply and a clean one to blend.

This will keep your look from getting too muddy looking.

22. Want to wear glitter nail polish without going through the pain-in-the-ass removal process?

Want to wear glitter nail polish without going through the pain-in-the-ass removal process?

Use Elmer’s glue as the base coat. The manicure will peel off neatly, and it supposedly can last for up to a week!

23. Use it to get the neatest manicure ever.

Use it to get the neatest manicure ever.

Apply it with a brush and then peel it off after you’re done with your manicure. It works better than Vaseline because you can actually see it, so you can just rub it off if any actually gets on the nail.

24. Use pale frosted eyeshadow to get fuller, 3D lips.

Use pale frosted eyeshadow to get fuller, 3D lips.

25. Flat-iron your braids to create long-lasting waves.

Flat-iron your braids to create long-lasting waves.

26. This one easy step will make your eyes brighter and more noticeable.

27 DIY Beauty Hacks Every Girl Should Know

27. Know where to apply your perfume so it lasts all day.

Know where to apply your perfume so it lasts all day.

Peach Mojito

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Looking for a delish drink to sip on while you’re sitting by the pool soaking up the sun?  Well this Mojito is the perfect answer for that!

INGREDIENTS:
– 1.5 oz white rum (Myer’s is my favorite)
– 1 small, ripe peach, skin removed and sliced
– small handful fresh mint leaves
– juice of 1 lime
– 1 teaspoon raw (turbinado) sugar
– club soda

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. In a mixing glass, thoroughly muddle peach slices, mint, lime juice and sugar.
2. Swirl with rum.
3. Fill a collins glass with ice and pour your mixture into the glass. Top it off with club soda.
4. Mix by pouring the drink back into your mixing glass, then back into your drinking glass.
5. Cheers and ENJOY!!