We, as girls, have all had some crazy thoughts to why her man is not texting them back. Don’t deny it, it happens to the best of us.
1. He’s definitely ignoring me on purpose.
2. Who is he f*cking?!
3. Maybe he didn’t get my message?4. Maybe he lost his phone?
5. Nope, he just like a picture on Instagram – he definitely has his phone.
6. Is it because I’m ugly?
7. I’m better looking than he is, WTF!
8. Maybe he’s playing hard to get?
9. Maybe I should?
10. Nah, where’s the fun in that?
11. What about a Snapchat to get his attention?
12. Why are his three best friends on Snapchat girls?!
13. He’s definitely seeing other people.
14. I wonder which one of these girls he’s slept with.
15. Maybe he’s taking a nap?
16. Should I take a nap?
17. Maybe if I do then I will wake up to a response.
18. Did I come on too strong?
19. …Or not strong enough?
20. He hates me.
21. Why does this always happen?
22. Most people have their phones in their hands 24/7.
23. I know he saw it.
24. It’s 2014 – my message clearly got delivered, it even says it!!!
25. Am I too intimidating?
26. Again – who else is he sleeping with?!
27. Maybe he’s in the shower?
28. Who takes this long to shower?
29. I guess I do… but I’m a girl!
30. Maybe he’s jerking off?
31. But I could be doing that for him.
32. I wonder if he’s thinking of me naked.
33. Doubt it, then he’d definitely be responding.
34. Assh*le!
35. Maybe he’s on the phone?
36. What bitch is he calling?
37. Probably that girl who just wrote on his Facebook.
38. She’s not even that pretty.
39. OK, fine, she’s actually really hot.
40. He could be at the gym.
41. Sh*t, should I go to the gym?
42. Why couldn’t we just work each other out? It’s so much more fun…
43. Who exercises when it’s 28 degrees outside?!
44. Maybe he’s just doing work?
45. Should I call him?
46. Maybe I should do a casual walk-by-his-place-to-see-if-he’s-home?
47. Damn it, it’s raining; screw that.
48. Wow, I sound crazy.
49. Oh well, it happens to the best of us, doesn’t it?
50. WTF is going on?
51. I thought we had a great time the other night?
52. I guess I was the only one who thought so?
53. Whatever, he lost his chance; I’m over it.
54. OMG!! HE JUST RESPONDED!!!
Yes, ladies we all have this thought process. We can’t deny it for one second. We’re human though so it is natural.
AllAmericanGal 